Tuesday, June 26, 2012

#stabbyfromadistance

Yeah. My new hashtag.
I made it up

I'm not really SURE why they let people like me make up hashtags*... it might not be the wisest thing Twitter lets us do, because then you get hashtags like #stabbyfromadistance. You can borrow it if you want to, or if you want to make it trend or if YOU TOO are feeling stabby from a distance.

That really just means that there is a short list of people that need me to make voodoo dolls in their image and lovingly stick pins in them until they cry.

The people.. not the dolls. It'd be mean to make dolls cry.
Ok.
Hide the sharp stuff.

That is all.

I now return you to your #notstabbyfromadistance Tuesday. Unless... you're feeling #stabbyfromadistance. Then join me for craft night. *evil grin*



*more on why they shouldn't let me make up hashtags at a later date. When I have less voodoo tendencies.

6 comments:

  1. I think for a voodoo doll to work, you need some hair from your 'target'. And that's pretty much creepier than the doll, ewww.

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    1. Yeah that's gonna complicate things.... damn it

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  2. Har! Sometimes the way people dress make me feel #StabbyFromADistance, commence blogging...blog ranting, bloggers...
    Maybe I should voodoo myself?

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    1. I completely understand this. Maybe you should make voodoo dolls of those people and dress them appropriately. Maybe it let them acquire some fashion sense from a distance!

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    1. Anyone in particular? Or just generic?

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